May 2011
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Help!
I seriously need to make a fancy dessert for tomorrow night’s Senior Dinner, but all I have are:
Two White Cake Mixes
One Brick of Cream Cheese
1/2 a Can of Cherry Pie Filling
1/2 a Can of Apple Pie Filling
Assorted Baking Items
My Incredible Creativity When it Comes to Baking
But I may have hit a snag with this particular challenge. Any suggestions?
Irrational Fear #2:
Genitals.
I think they’re scary. And gross. And…. just ew. So if could somehow have sex with someone without ever having to see their genitals, I think I’d be pretty darn satisfied.
Yes I have seen naughty bits, and me no likey.
edit: it’s legit. Kolpophobia.
The other day my aunt said something that really...
I don’t know how we got on the subject, but she was basically saying what a whore Lady Gaga is and how she has no fashion sense what-so-ever. I was like:
I was so mad. Where does she come from saying Lady Gaga has no fashion sense. Seriously? Gaga is one of today’s fashion icons. I don’t care if she wears skimpy outfits sometimes because 1. Plenty of female celebrities do and...
Poor Tumblr. It’s been so long. I’m probably so behind on all the goings-ons. Tuesday we will be reunited.
There is no way Tumblr is functioning right now with this Glee episode and how fan-freaking-tastic it is.
Watching Supernatural. Why haven’t I done this before?
I was completely wrong.
Soooo… yeah. I thought that my ears and salivary glands were infected, but apparently I have mumps. Mumps is a contagious disease that leads to painful swelling of the salivary glands. I get to enjoy: Face pain, Fever, Headache, Sore throat, Swelling of the parotid glands (the largest salivary glands, located between the ear and the jaw), and Swelling of the temples or jaw (temporomandibular...
I don't think anyone can fully understand the pain...
It was just my left one originally, but now it is both. MY SALIVARY GLANDS ARE INFECTED! How does that even work?! I want to just sleep it off, but laying down makes it worse. WWWAAAAHHHH!!!!
My ear eff-ing hurts. My salivary gland and ear...
Irrational Fear #1:
Loose plastic bags in my room when I’m trying to sleep.
It’s not like I’m afraid that the bag is a monster or something, I’m not stupid. What I’m afraid of is the plastic bag floating around my room because of a draft, and landing on my face, suffocating me to death.
That’s not too irrational, right?
Karl Wiles, Molly and I are going to kill you in...
This Stock Exchange project is sucking my very soul from my body. I feel such a conflict of emotions. I don’t know whether to continue to be angry, or break down and cry from all of this stress.
I shouldn’t have put off my final project until 10:00 the night before it is due first thing in the morning, but COME ON Wiles!
Give a girl a break here! This stuff is like instant brain...
I think my last post shows my need for sleep, just...
Time for me to Kurt it up with my nightly beauty regime.
My eyeballs have that tense feeling you get when...
My sister is coming home!
I’m so excited. I know it’s really cheesy to say, but my sister is my absolute best friend. I never hide anything from her and she is so accepting of me, and everyone. Jessy is the most amazing person anyone will ever know.
I’m surprised I haven’t really written anything about her yet. It’s probably because she’s in Chicago, studying dance, and it’s...
CALLED IT! Poor Sue.
Tears. They’re coming. No stopping them.
I. Will. Pee. Next. Week.
I already know who died.
MY FAAACCCCEEEEE!! WWWWWAAAAHHHHHH!! Buckets of creys on my face.
I wish people would realize that we have a President that was born in the USA,...
– A Dish reader
Obama As A “Third Culture Kid” - The Dish | By Andrew Sullivan - The Daily Beast
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I cried at the end of this chapter. Read it from...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6515261/19/Dalton
There are too many Doctor Who spoilers on my dash...
Oh hey dair!
It’s like 2:00 am right now but I’m a loser who stays up late and then complains about waking up in the morning.
I was just trolling on Kathy’s Tumblr and I realized that I’m really going to miss her next year. She’s always there for me, even when I take her for granted and she never judges me, even when I do some crazy stuff. She’s probably the best friend...
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Poor Chris! Stupid TSA! Leave our boy alone!
Holy Hot Weather Batman!
Seriously, today was sooo nice out. Sometimes, in the winter, I forget how nice the weather can feel. I may have even tanned, which is nice. Luckily, I don’t burn. :)
I am determined to get as dark as my natural tan will allow before going to the Netherlands. I won’t go tanning, because that’s stupid, but I will spend some much needed time out of doors.
I know it sounds...
SAMCADES CANON?!
I love all of the Prom and Klaine love going on on...
And of course our resident Bullywhips. HELLO!
I finally broke it to my mom that I think I may...
It’s not like I’m crazy or anything, it’s just a disorder that I think I may have. It started a little over a year ago when I heard an angry woman’s voice in Toys-R-Us telling me to “get out” and there wasn’t anyone around. It freaked me out so much I was almost crying. Since then it got progressively worse, especially while I was away at work over the...
Tumblr... y u no functioning correctly?
There is no way I went from a 100% in math to a...
NOT FRAKKIN’ COOL PETERS!
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When I think about having to go to school...